my life girl: I really like tall well muscled studly men.
me: hey!
girl: hey! lets be best friends!
me: ok! I love you!
girl: I love you too! tra-la-la-la-la!
stud guy: hey.
girl: you're so hot and studly.
stud guy: yah. I know.
girl and stud: <3
stud guy: oh hey other girl. you're hot too.
girl: JERK!
stud guy: hey, the ladies just can't stay away from me. its not my fault.
girl and stud: </3
girl: :,(
me: you ok?
girl: no.
me: (hugs girl as tight as possible) it's going to be ok.
girl: thank you :)
me: I love you! :)
girl: I love you, too! :)
stud guy #2: hey.
girl: hi! you're hot.
me: (here we go again)